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♪ Who believes the world they dream ♪

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♪ And falls for some fantastic scheme ♪

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♪ But always winds up on the beam ♪

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♪ Yogi bear ♪♪

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[instrumental music]

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[instrumental music]

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[engine revving]

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screech

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[humming]

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♪ A-hunting I will go ♪

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♪ I'm gonna bag a bear ♪♪

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I sure hope I can bag a big ol' bear.

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Howdy, stranger? Nice day for huntin', ain't it?

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- Stick 'em up. - Who? Me?

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Yes, you. I'm a bear hunter, and you're a bear.

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Not so fast, buster.

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Did you ever see a bear wearin' a hat?

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'No, sir.'

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Ever see a bear with a tie, guy?

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I don't believe I have.

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Without a hat and tie what do I look like?

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You look like a bear, that's what.

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Me and my big mouth.

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Excuse me, sir, I gotta catch a train.

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Come back here, you big ol' bear.

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[gunshots]

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You crazy, mixed up hunter.

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I bet you I bagged a big ol' bear.

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You missed me, you missed me.

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Yikes.

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The gun's a-loaded!

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[gunshots]

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Say, haven't I seen you some place before?

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I don't know. Ever been to Pismo Beach?

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Oh, heavens, no.

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Have you seen a big ol' bear around here?

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- He went thataway. - Oh, thank you, deer.

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Uh, Mr. Deer.

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Wow! How gullible can a guy get yet!

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[gunshots]

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Come back and fight like a man you two-faced bear.

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[gunshots]

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I'll bag me a big ol' bear or bust.

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screech

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Hey, what kind of game is this?

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You with a gun and poor defenseless me, unarmed.

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But I'm a hunter and you're a

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you should pardon the expression, a beast.

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Flattery will get you nowhere. Let's make this thing fair.

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Okay, but how?

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You give me a head start, uh, then chase me.

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It's a deal.

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Now, close your eyes and count to a hundred.

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Very well.

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A-one, a-two, a-three

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a-four, a-five--

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- No part peekin'. - I'm sorry.

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One, two, three

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four, five, six, seven

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eleventy, eighty, ninety, ninety-one

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two, three, a hundred!

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Ready or not, here I come.

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I got you.

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You may fire when ready, criddly.

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You're such a brave bear.

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I hate to blast you, but here it goes.

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click

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boom

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What went wrong?

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Let that be a lesson, friend.

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Don't be a sucker!

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That little guy with a gun has got to go.

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This calls for real stragedy.

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Well, now let's see..

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"Bear hunting allowed?"

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Would I dare!

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A little change here

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is gonna change everything.

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Now, where is that big ol' bear?

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Yoo-hoo! Guess who?

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[gunshots]

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Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh!

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[wailing] 'You got me.'

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Tally ho!

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Hot diggity dandy! I bagged a big ol' bear rug.

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You cannot take a bear rug with you to prison!

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Eh.. Prison?

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Sure, jail. Can't you read?

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'"No bear hunting allowed."'

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I made a big boo-boo!

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(Yogi) 'Huntin' bears out of season mean 20 years in prison.'

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Prison?

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Oh, I-I better take you home

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and nurse you back to health.

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Too late, pal.

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I'm a goner.

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Everything is turning black.

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'Maybe a little nourishing food?'

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Food? Did you say food, friend? Let's go.

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Step on it, pal. I'm sinkin'.

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Don't do that. We're almost home.

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screech

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Bring on the food, friend. I feel faint.

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'Coming!'

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Here's something you'll like.

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Nice nuts and berries.

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Nuts and berries? You call that grub, bub?

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'You're supposed to build me up, not tear me down.'

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How about some nice mustard custard?

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(Yogi) 'No.'

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- Eh, how about a bowl of chili? - 'No!'

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Oh, brother, like I could starve in this joint.

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Great gubs of goodies! Ham, chicken!

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Boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy!

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Maybe bears like jam.

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Excuse me. May I borrow the jam?

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- Be my guest. - Thank you.

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What're you doing in there, bear?

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Oh, you know the old sayin', "Feed a fever."

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Fever? Get back to bed, you. I-I'll call a doctor.

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Poor bear, I hope I'm not too late.

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Hello, is the doctor there?

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What?

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He went bear hunting?

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Oh, ho, ho!

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Hey, nurse! How about a little service for a sick bear?

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'Coming!'

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Hello. Game warden?

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'When is bear hunting season?'

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'Right now?'

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'Thanks.'

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[humming]

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(Yogi) 'W-what's the matter, pal? Ca-ca-can't you take a joke?'

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[gunshots]

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screech

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I'll blast that bear.

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[gunshots]

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Gee! What a grouch!

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[instrumental music]